Kevin Fanning

How to figure out where you are from.

You will need: a pencil and a piece of paper.

First write down the name of every city in which you have ever lived.

Then, next to each name, write down the number of times you had your heart broken there.

You are from the city that broke your heart the most.

Visit Kevin Fanning’s favorites for a further sampling of his great writing, like Emails from Dead People, How Everything Turned Out, or My Home Liposuction. He also has a book about Jennifer Love Hewitt. I am very tempted to buy it.