Looking for a good web designer?
I am sure this company will be able to come up with something simple, elegant and modern.
I found that link on Clients From Hell. They have a some real gems on their site, like:
Can you add a menu to the beginning of this VHS tape? You know, like a DVD so we can skip forward.
PS. I was able to bring myself to push the previous post down the page by plastering his face on my desktop 
Actually, that VHS thing could be done…
A 30 minute loop telling the person to press on the “skip forward” button of his/her remote…
And best of all it would also have a screensaver function (after 30 minutes of no user input, the screen could show stars flying by).
I think I really dig the idea (especially since I have two VHS recorders sitting at home not seeing much action)…